Azureth

Azureth pulls out his spear, and uses the only strategy he currently knows. Recklessly charging. He dashes straight at the boar with his spear pointed straight at it. However, the boar nimbly dodges and Azureth trips. The trip sends him tumbling head first down the other end of the hill, taking 3 damage. -PermaRoller- ID: 2422 MD: 4 BD: 1 Hate Azureth-0 Draterion-0 Tom-0 Health Boar-5/5 Azureth-6/9 Tom-7/7 Draterion-36/39

"With those stats, you could take it out by yourself. I guess we could use that strategy, though." The team's chances of winning were 100%. "Alright. Show us the way, Drat." The only concern left is whether the boss will have bonus attributes.

"Alright. Sounds good." Azureth replied. He started thinking of ways they could improve their chances of winning, but couldn't make up any. They would probably be able to take it if they really tried. "Lead the way."

Azureth thought for a moment. They should fight a strong monster, since there were three of them. However, not anything strong enough to kill them. "I was thinking about a miniboss. Have any idea where we might find something like that?" Azureth asked. He hoped Draterion knew of a location.

"I guess, Tom. Well, I'm raring to go kill some mobs. Are you guys ready?" Azureth said. He couldn't wait to get back out into the field, making more progress. Perhaps this time they could fight a strong mob, as they were a party of three. Maybe a mob on floor 4? He didn't know. Azureth decided to go along with the other's suggestions.

"You would know more than me." Azureth said. Draterion had more experience than him. However, Azureth thought for a moment. Dreams happen because your brain wants to entertain itself when you are asleep. So... if you actually sleep in SAO, then technically, you could. "Well... yeah, now that I think about it, dreaming should be possible."

Azureth arises from bed. He has gotten bedhead, but he doesn't care. He quickly runs downstairs to find Draterion already awake. Azureth heads to the buffet. He picks up a plate and puts a stack of pancakes on it, making a strange slapping noise. He carefully proceeds toward the table, making sure not to topple the leaning tower of pancakes.

"Well, I'm heading to bed, guys. I can't wait for tomorrow - combat is fun." Azureth heads to the front desk and asks where his room is. The NPC answers, and Azureth is at his room within 30 seconds. He gets into his bed, wishing that SAO had a sleep button. Sleep would be much easier. Despite the lack of an instant way to doze off, he nearly immediately falls asleep.

Yeah, this guy's definitely a noob. I know I am also, but this guy really thinks eating has no purpose? "Hey. I don't think we've been formally introduced. What's your name?" Azureth asked. Also, he had just run out of food. He stands up to go get more. However, Draterion says something that catches his attention. "It's three, Drat," he says casually.

Azureth sighed to himself. First, it was a two man booth. Now, it's an eight man table. Nevertheless, now they had enough room for the strange player. He was almost finished with his current plate. Azureth glanced at the new addition. "You seem like you're new, eh... what's your name?" He said.

Azureth looked at Draterion, questioning his sanity. He hoped Drat realized there was no room at the booth. He then looked at strange player. "Er... What he means is... You can sit over HERE with us when you're done!" Azureth pointed at a four person table. "Draterion, where is your mind going? Heh..." he said. Azureth glanced at the strange player again, and then returned to eating.

Azureth got back shortly after Draterion. After nearly spilling the contents of his plate, he sat down. The bacon tasted slightly off, but it was alright. Azureth didn't expect Sword Art Online to nail every single aspect. Well, that was a lie. He did expect Sword Art Online to nail every single aspect. He decided to break the awkward silence that was starting to creep in. "Wow, you sure went crazy. I know it's all you can eat, which is infinity in SAO, but that's..."

Azureth knows this is the turning point of this battle. If he misses this attack, he could very well die. His chances of winning will be 30% if this fails. He slowly approaches the wolf, which slowly retreats. He suddenly rushes forward, doing a spinning attack. This was a terrible idea because his spear isn't sharp on its sides. The blunt force does enough damage to kill both wolves due to the attack being critical! CalmdownCalmdownCalmdownCalmdown Azureth frantically repeats to himself. He sits down and drinks one unit of water. -Perma Roller- ID 2375 MD: 10 BD: 9 Wolf 2: -1/5

The third wolf uses a new technique. It bares its fangs, snarling at Azureth. It then leaps above him to scratch his head. However, Azureth anticipates the trajectory of the attack and counters it by impaling the wolf straight upwards. This deals 2 damage + 2 critical damage. The wolf hangs on Azureth's spear, but surprisingly survives and pulls itself off. -Perma Roller- ID 2373 BD: 10 MD: 6 Wolf 2: 3/5 Wolf 3: 1/5 Azureth: 3/10

The second wolf uses yet another circling tactic. Since it used this attack previously, Azureth anticipates how to parry it. The wolf, as expected, attacks Azureth with its claws. Azureth stabs the wolf's hand, dealing 2 damage. Azureth still feels as if there is no hope. He is very close to death. -Perma Roller- ID 2371 BD - 7 MD - 3 Wolf 2: 3/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Azureth: 3/10

Alright. I have to think this one through if I want to survive. Azureth begins to question why he even chose to participate in a fight. No matter the reason, he has to beat these monsters or die trying! He courageously dashes at the wolf at high speeds! He takes a focused stab at the third wolf... but it dodges. -Perma Roller- ID 2370 MD: 5 BD: 4 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Azureth: 3/10

The third wolf now attacks. It conceals itself in the nearby greenery to sneak behind Azureth. However, it lets itself be seen on accident. Since its previous tactic failed, it rushed Azureth head on. Azureth takes this opportunity to block the wolf with his spear. Nobody is damaged. -Perma Roller- ID 2369 MD: 5 BD: 5 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Azureth: 3/10

It's now the time for the second wolf to attack. It uses a charging tactic to rush Azureth, like wolves commonly do. Azureth attempts to evade the attack, but fails. The wolf knocks Azureth down by damaging his leg, dealing 1 damage. Azureth is now panicking insanely, considering running away. -Perma Roller- ID 2367 MD: 6 BD: 4 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Azureth: 3/10

Azureth is now frantic and panicking. He adjusts his spear to point straight at the wolf's forehead. Azureth then charges forward in a reckless manner only a noob would use. The spear nails the fourth wolf right in the face, dealing 2 base damage + 2 Critical Success damage for a total of 4 damage. The fourth wolf is finally defeated, leaving two wolves left. Azureth believes he may have a chance. Thank god for criticals. -Perma Roller- ID 2366 MD: 8 BD: 10 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Wolf 4: -1/5 [DEFEATED] Azureth: 4/10

The fourth wolf prepares to attack Azureth by dashing towards him. However, it trips on a rock. The wolf comically goes tumbling, taking 2 damage. While tumbling, it knocks over Azureth, who was preparing to stab the charging wolf, dealing 2 damage. -Perma Roller- ID 2365 MD - 1 BD - 1 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Wolf 4: 3/5 Azureth: 4/10

The third wolf slowly walks towards Azureth, circling him. It slices at Azureth with its claws at random intervals, dealing 1 damage. Azureth now worries about whether he will survive this situation. He takes a wild stab at the wolf, but misses. The wolf slowly retreats backwards to make room for the fourth wolf to attack. -Perma Roller- ID 2363 BD: 6 MD: 6 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Wolf 4: 5/5 Azureth: 6/10

-Perma Roller- ID 2359 MD - 10 BD - 6 Azureth attacks by slamming his spear on the wolf. Despite not being a very effective strategy, it kills the wolf. Another wolf attacks Azureth with rage, avenging its defeated brother, dealing 3 damage. Wolf 1: 0/5 [DEFEATED] Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Wolf 4: 5/5 Azureth: 7/10

The wolf emits a howl that attracts his pack. Now, 3 other wolves circle Azureth. This could end badly for him. Maybe he should have simply ran away. The second wolf leaps at Azureth with its claws outstretched, hoping to scratch him. However, the wolf misses and goes tumbling. -Perma Roller- ID: 2358 MD: 2 BD: 2 Wolf 1: 1/5 Wolf 2: 5/5 Wolf 3: 5/5 Wolf 4: 5/5 Azureth: 10/10