Raissuh

Yeah, totally! Thankfully the rehab guys have our medical information. I could totally see someone going "How can I go my entire life without this now?!"

Breaking News:

After the tragic death game known as Sword Art Online was finally shut down and the players were free if the virtual prison, a new issue has sprung up. Several dozen former players have died from... *shuffle* ... allergies. They had grown accustomed to eating various foods and forgot just what they were allergic to. This is a truly terrible day for the world. Kayaba is still killing even after his own death.

LOL

Also F***ING PEANUTS!

I like the appearance of this update. Short, sweet, and different.

Who has heard this song? By Taylor Swift, Love Story.

Over there.

*extracts the sweat and oil from fingerprints on the burger and extracts DNA from it* *removes the gene for immortality and puts it inside a few potions* *gives immortality to the world like a badass*

Double Plot Twist!!

I didn't mean to push them.. They just got scared because I'm soulless..

Boris pushes people. Note to self: Stay away from the edge.

Now now. Boris only pushed Raissuh to push people.

Casul skrubs. That's who.

Yeah.. but if you're on this website, you aren't really casual now, are you?

Nope. Im eating Ramen noodles. Not really, it is these weird chips with salsa.

The Seven Deadly Schmucks!, Yes.

your voice is cristal clear like nails on a black board

Is and isn't are hard to mess up. Are you sure it was autocorrect, and not just a typing fluke on your part?

Probably just make an op, and if you're worried about nobody attending, I'll join. Although, I am a bit active,for some reason I never sign out.

I'll happily join :D