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GIVING THESE KIDS THEIR TOYS (Unique Skills)
Grave reviewed Zero's calendar event in Community Calendar
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Remember when I rolled all of one number on all die but one? Yah, that just happened again with 2s. The Aincrad Lottery does not like me.
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"Rest as you wish." I offered the swordsman as I leaned against a tree myself. It was going to be a bit of a douche move if I fought him at a point where I could possibly one-hit half health him. When he asked me if I'd done the same with other recruits before, I chuckled. "Nope, you're my first apprentice." I admitted, and it was then that I realised I was nowhere near as nervous about training him as I was when I first started. "We go some time back... Had to try and defuse a verbal ticking time bomb between our dear leader and a player by the name of Ko... Koum..." DAMNIT! I still didn't
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(All good! Life always comes before RP, remember that. Also, we'll finish this thread using the old system) I clapped as Carambit took down the Mantis, before a sadistic smile crossed my lips. He asked what was next; I knew exactly what to finish the day with. I swiped down in front of me with my right hand and began navigating through the menus and opened a duel request to Carambit. Things were about to get exciting. I set the duel to Half Health Mode, and proceeded to unequip my gauntlets. "This duel will classify as the third monster. If you manage to hit me three times, you win.
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I feel like I'm the only one who has a problem with the Sword Arts, for obvious reasons...
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Bow down before your new king of stupidity! I only just realised I can keep RPing Ash in ALO XD
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90% of my hits over the past few days have been 9s and 10s XD
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I dropped down onto the grass and sat with my hands extended out behind me as I watched Carambit get his ass handed to him. The light breeze teased my wild, silver hair. "You need some help over there?" I teased the recruit. It felt nice to train someone so lively and active; I'd never been trusted with a position of leadership before, mainly because I abstained from taking up those positions, but it was a nice change. Grand Officer... I have no idea why Mack trusted me, but I guess I have to live up to my position, I pondered, staring into space. I soon snapped back to reality and looked
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"Oh, goodness, I'm glad I'm not one, now!" I replied, feeling the Mantis begin to move more vigorously under my rear. Before it had to use force, I leapt off and landed in a crouch, before spinning around to look up at the looming, green figure. I stood up straight, and eyed off the blade that had begun to scream through the air towards me. I side stepped the blow, the scythe lodging itself in the earth. I took a step back and prepared my fist. The plated gauntlet glowed a brilliant, flame orange. "Falcon..." I began to growl, before thrusting my fist forwards; I couldn't help but imagine
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(Took me a good two or three tries to get the pun XD) I groaned as Carambit made a pun worse than my own. "Mentor... Is not... Amused..." I moaned out as I heard the Mantis shifting behind me. I looked over my shoulder and saw it trying to stand up on its rickety legs, but they were still dead as doornails. I really needed to put it out of its misery, but I couldn't lie - it was a little entertaining. I strolled over to the struggling insect and ambled over its large body, before sitting on top of the creature's chest. "You are not a very comfortable seat, I'm not going to lie. You'
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I just made ze lollipop!
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"I will be the chosen can!"I shouted back as I ducked under another horizontal slash, and a vertical one nearly tore my clothes in half. That wouldn't have been a good look. The scythe blade sunk into the earth, and I used it as a chance to make my move. I stepped onto the limb and pressed my weight down onto it, snapping it at what seemed to be the elbow. I followed up with a turning kick to the face, sending the bug spinning, and I finished with yet another uppercut, launching the Mantis onto its rear. It looked like a turtle trying to get off of its back. It also looked like it had just bee
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(Regarding the Mantis stabbing me, I decided to chuck something in the meme thread; http://www.sao-rpg.com/topic/8484-the-sao-rpg-character-meme-thread/?do=findComment&comment=412808) "Yeah, but I bet I'm gonna be done before you!" I teased, as I ducked around a crying slice through the air. I continued to duck and weave past the razor-sharp blades, trying to find a weak point. However, said weak point didn't arrive fast enough. I copped a massive scythe blade across the jaw, and my head was jerked to one side. I raised my hand up and pressed two fingers to the gash in my jaw.
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"Cutting them in half doesn't tickle my fancy." I explained, before pushing down on the blade, forcing it back through its entrance. I quickly snapped around and latched onto the overbalanced limb and pulled it towards me. I reared my fist back, and my gauntlet glowed a fiery orange, before snapping forwards, catching the bug in the torso and sending it skittering across the grass. I let out a heavy breath and chuckled, almost maniacally. That felt good. I shook my hands and turned back to Carambit and grinned. "Punching them in half, on the other hand, does." I finished, before waiting
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(Alright, but make your health a more realistic amount. You don't regen full health in a minute, after all) I turned to Carambit when he stated how I knew what I was doing. I gave him a thumbs up and a wide grin. "You know it! It's great when you ca-" But before I could finish, I heard a metallic shink as I felt something slide through my abdomen. I looked down at my torso to see a large, curved blade protruding from my flesh. I craned my head backwards to look into the eyes of an angry Killer Mantis. My vision tilted towards the recruit again. "Trust me, I know what I'm doing." I to
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I waltzed out of the treeline and approached Carambit, hands in my coat pockets while my cloak billowed out behind me. Seriously, we needed to have the cloaks become other items. Not everyone liked to wear cloaks. "Hopefully the next ones should. This time I'm gonna actually take a monster on alongside you, so I'm not watching the grass grow." I teased, my cocky smirk hidden under my coat's collar. I led us back through the treeline and out the other side, where we came face to face with a pair of not-so-happy looking (and rather giant) preying mantises; the Killer Mantis. I looked to Carambit
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I burst out into roaring laughter when the beowolf imprisoned it's clawed fist in the earth. Sometimes the AI really was stupid. This is something I didn't mind laughing about - this way I wasn't laughing over my student's suffering, which hopefully would restore any trust he may have lost in me. Carambit seemed to want to give the monster a chance, as he swiftly knocked it free of its incarceration. I sure hoped I wouldn't need to step in, but at the same time, I did. I desperately wanted to punch something in the face - preferably an orc, as they don't have a maw full of knife-sized te
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It was hilarious to watch the beowolf and Carambit trade strikes that found purchase on nothing but air. The player's teasing worked out for the worse, as the two just couldn't hit each other at all at that rate. I'd decided to just completely stop picking fruit and instead watch the amusing scene unfold before my eyes. One combatant was going to have to land an attack sooner or later, otherwise the day would be over and Carambit wouldn't have achieved the goal required to enter the guild! Still, as amused as I was, I kept my composure. I watched like a hawk - or like a mother goose? I d
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Hmm... Trying to think of a fitting title for Grave... Storm Brawler? Thunderfist?
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Okay, that was naughty of me. I laughed my ass off when Carambit's taunt worked a little too well on the beowolf. I kept trying to speak, but couldn't through my constant chuckling. Eventually, once Carambit had positioned himself a safe distance away, I managed to catch enough breath for a sentence. "If... You taunt, you... Need to be... Prepared for the... Retaliation!" I shouted through chuckles. I wasn't going to need to jump in, I knew that much. I really wanted to sink my plated fist into something though. I calmed myself, standing up straight and coughing into my fist to clear
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Damn, the guy was good. He landed every single attack. It was great to know he could hold his own in a fight. He had room for improvement, mostly regarding his technique, but he would grow fast. I was kind of itching for a fight myself. Maybe next time I'd fight a monster as well. Would be much more interesting than trying to find materials and failing. I rifled through the leaves of the tree again. I shoved runts and dead berries away. I noticed a beautiful crimson sheen deep in the canopy - I reached out and snatched it. It was perfect. No abnormalities. No super-squishy flesh. No su
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(No, enhancements can't turn successes into crits or vice versa, nor can it change a 1 into a success. Also, challenge yourself a little with the next mob, will you? XD Maybe try make it at least half my health so you have a shot at loot, eh?) The beast blindsided Carambit, while his attention was focused on me. Real bad move. I had to bite my lip to keep from cracking up; that would give a bad first impression as his superior. I couldn't laugh at the suffering of my student, that would just be poor form. Instead, I turned back to the bush and yanked another berry off. I raised it to
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