Carambit

Well that's not what you want... My foot felt sticky so I looked down at it to see I'd cut the top of it open and it was bleeding everywhere. All cleaned up and bandaged. I haven't got a clue how I did it though. It didn't even hurt until I noticed it properly. What's more worrying is the drips of blood on the new carpet. What a bugger.

I guess these sorts of things don't tend to have as much of an impact if you aren't paying attention to them. The human body sure is a weird thing...