Ayumu

After a long and perilous journey, I have finally reached the end of my tiring, semester-long quest. Brandishing my weapons Study Guide and Pre-Acquired Knowledge, I have fought my way to the very end, barely making it alive. I shall now tell you my tale of tragedy and tribulation, as I conquered the three great beasts: the Finals.

I started my quest upon the worn out road, winding down through the land of College, down the hill of December, and leading the unavoidable darkness that laid ahead of me. At first my journey was peaceful enough, until I happened upon the overbearing beast that calls itself Procrastination. It possessed many powerful attacks, such as Youtube, Netflix, Social Media. Along with all of this, the monster constantly reminded me of all of you, my brethren, and how I was leaving you all temporarily behind for this perilous quest. There were many times that I was tempted to succumb to this beast's attacks, but after great effort, I eventually slayed Procrastination.

I trudged on for many miles, eventually reaching the dark forest. It was here I met the deadly twins: Doubt and Stress. Their power was even stronger then Procrastination's, which worried me. How strong were the three Finals beasts going to be? These two made me quite sluggish in my attacks, and worse, damaged my determination. Right at the moment I thought I had finally conquered them, the twins unleashed their deadly pet - Brain Fart. Brain Fart was a huge, horrible canine like creature. While fighting it, my mind went blank, unable to think clearly. I had been saving a special potion for a last result, but now was the time to use it in order to defeat this thing. Uncapping my Coffee potion, I drank all of the liquid, and soon felt the fog lifting from my mind. Killing the twin's pet, I proceeded to finish them off as well.

It was finally time. I had been honing my skills and weapons, and was now ready to take on the last challenges of my journey. Reaching the cave where these abominations dwelt, I faced them. The first Finals beats was known as Biology, the second History, and the third Math. These terrible and hated creatures were well known for terrozing students of College ruthlessly. They were too powerful to take on all at once, so I started with Biology. It's attacks were more complicated than strong. Hours passed until my weapon Pre-Acquired Knowledge drove through the Final's stomach. With an ear splitting howl, it perished, allowing me to move onto History. This Finals beast wasn't as strong as I thought it would be. While it did require me to have a good memory and remember all of my attack strategies I had gained in the past months, my weapon Study Guide proved to be a powerful force. It did not take me as long to finish off this monster, leaving me only with Math. This one was the leader of the group, being the largest and most poweful. As I swung at it with Study Guide, it knocked away this blade, sending it flying out of my hand. This only left me with Pre-Acquired Knowledge, which I intended to mercilessly use against this beast. Math's attacks were devastatingly strong, almost killing me. It was a struggle that left my life in the balance...but, at the very last moment...I found the weak spot of the beast. Loosing a mighty roar, it fell to the ground, causing the earth to shake. I stood there, breathless, finding it hard to believe that my journey was finally done....

Soooo, in short, finals are done and I'm back to post. :)