Quip

"Are ye nuts?! Ah juist moved oot fae yer hellhole o' a shop a few months ago, 'n' noo yi'll waant tae reel me back in? Whit oan earth made ye think a'd wantae be pairt o' sic a thing? Dingo micht aye need that sense o' order, bit a'm a free spirit 'n' nae aboot tae be chained doon tae some doolally nae knickers spy netwurk. Ye kin hae th' ithers dae that fur ye. Forby, whit th' heck hae ah git that cuid mibeez aye, mibeez naw hulp ye out." "Heart. And a heaping spoonful of muscle. We need both." "Nice huv a go, bit ah ken howfur yer silver tongue wirks, Freyd. Tis nae that eas

"Jabbe-whatnow?!" Her bushy brow furrowed so deep should could have nearly swallowed it. "What urr ye yammering oan aboot noo, Freyd?" Foyle clearly didn't no either, though he was much politer and more circumspect about it. All of them were taken aback when it was Jeeves who seemed to recognize it first. "well, keek at ye! aren't ye juist th' cleverest font o' boggin' information." She grinned maniacally and wrapped her meaty arm around the small man, tussling his pre-tussed hair even further in a purely Quip sign of affection. The boy looked ready to protest, but merely groaned and

"Did ye see! Ah smote that sucker, richt in th' sideways bahookie it pretended wis tis geggy 'n' split th' sucker wide open. Weel... Mair open." Quip held up a shark tooth, likely actually discarded or sprinkled around the arena by the system apart from combat to provide a sense of authenticity, but nothing could convince her she hadn't cleaved it straight from the beasts mouth. Besides, none of her companions even had the heart to try. "That wis sae muckle fin! Wull it respawn soon? Kin we dae it again? Hauld yer horses... Didnae ye bring me 'ere afore Freyd?" The sparkle in her gree

"Bahahahaha! Ye git him, Freyd! Crakin' yin. Noo tis mah turn!" Leaping recklessly off the cliff wall, Quip brought her axe down with remarkable heft, actually managing to find a chink in Terra's Firma'sd armor and bite deep enough to take a meaningful chunk out of its health. "Take that, ye needle-nosed aquatic ant eater!" She hacked at its hide several more times, failing to deal any additional damage, before Freyd finally hauled her back. Just in time, too, as the beast gradually roused itself from its stupor, righting itself and baring rows upon rows of sinister-looking teeth towa

"Hey, Freyd! Whit a' this aboot staying oan th' sidelines? If ah kin whomp treants wi' ye, then some tubby sand guppy shouldn't be ony trauchle at a'. A'm gonnae rammy, 'n' dinnae even huv a go tae tell me otherwise. Quip ain't na feartie-cat lazing aboot while ithers dae a' th' wirk. Ye'v git dingo fur that! Har. Har. Har." Freyd raised a single brow at her bluster, but offered no protest. He knew better than to argue with Quip once she'd set her mind to something, and that she needed to be left to learn the hard way when she called things wrong. Fortunately, they'd fought side by

Crafting rolls: R4 Performer (T4 item max, 9 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 215820 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163725 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 222715 | CD 9 | LD 13 | T4 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 222716 | CD 7 | LD 19 | T4 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) - masterpiece ID 222717 | CD 5 | LD 4 | Salvage (+8 EXP) - lose mat ID 222718 | CD 6 | LD 11 | T4 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) ID 222719 | CD 3 | LD 5 | Salvage (+8 EXP) - lose mat ID 222720 | CD 1 | LD 13 | Critical Fail (+7 EXP) ID

Crafting rolls: R4 Performer (T4 item max, 9 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 215818 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163719 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) Rolls 217693 and 217694 voided cuz fat banana fingers messed up roller entries. ID 217695 | CD 4 | LD 1 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 217696 | CD 10 | LD 9 | T4 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 217697 | CD 7 | LD 12 | T4 Perfect Debuff Song (+14 EXP) ID 217698 | CD 8 | LD 18 | T4 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) - masterwork ID 217699 | CD 4 | LD 12 |

Crafting rolls: R4 Performer (T4 item max, 9 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 215813-1 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163715-2 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 216473 | CD 10 | LD 5 | T4 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 216474 | CD 3 | LD 6 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 216475 | CD 1 | LD 14 | Crit Failure (+7 EXP) ID 216476 | CD 4 | LD 11 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 216477 | CD 5 | LD 4 | Salvage | lose mat (+8 EXP) ID 216478 | CD 2 | LD 7 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 216479 | CD 12 | LD 16 | T4 Perf

Crafting rolls: R4 Performer (T3 item max, 9 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 215812 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163715-1 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 216125 | CD 2 | LD 9 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 216126 | CD 5 | LD 20 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 216127 | CD 10 | LD 5 | T4 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 216128 | CD 4 | LD 6 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 216129 | CD 5 | LD 3 | Salvage | lose mat (+8 EXP) ID 216130 | CD 11 | LD 2 | T4 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 216131 | CD 8 | LD 10 | T4

Crafting rolls: R3 Performer (T3 item max, 7 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204490 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163564 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215320 | CD 2 | LD 18 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215321 | CD 7 | LD 15 | T3 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) ID 215322 | CD 2 | LD 20 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215323 | CD 10 | LD 14 | T3 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 215324 | CD 8 | LD 18 | T3 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) - Masterpiece ID 215325 | CD 6 | LD 16 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 215326 | CD 8

Crafting rolls: R3 Performer (T3 item max, 7 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204489-1 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163563-2 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215257 | CD 3 | LD 3 | Salvage | lose mat (+8 EXP) ID 215258 | CD 1 | LD 2 | Crit Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215259 | CD 2 | LD 3 |Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215260 | CD 10 | LD 14 | T3 Rare Debuff Song (+11 EXP) ID 215261 | CD 2 | LD 11 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215262 | CD 9 | LD 10 | T3 Uncommon Debuff Song (+9 EXP) ID 215263 | CD 3 | LD 5 | Salvage | lose

Crafting rolls: R3 Performer (T3 item max, 7 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204489 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163563-1 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215209 | CD 7 | LD 2 | T3 Uncommon Support Song (+9 EXP) - Incorrectly labeled as Freyd ID 215210 | CD 10 | LD 2 | T3 Rare Support Song (+11 EXP) ID 215211 | CD 6 | LD 11 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 215212 | CD 10 | LD 11 | T3 Rare Support Song (+11 EXP) ID 215213 | CD 5 | LD 6 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 215214 | CD 2 | LD 19 | Failure

Crafting rolls: R3 Performer (T3 item max, 7 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204487 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163563 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215146 | CD 1 | LD 6 | Crit Fail (+7 EXP) ID 215147 | CD 7 | LD 1 | T3 Uncommon Support Song (+9 EXP) ID 215148 | CD 5 | LD 10 | Salvage | keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 215149 | CD 12 | LD 14 | T3 Perfect Support Song (+14 EXP) ID 215150 | CD 12 | LD 5 | T3 Perfect Support Song (+14 EXP) ID 215151 | CD 1 | LD 13 | Crit Fail (+7 EXP) ID 215152 | CD 2 | LD

Crafting rolls: R2 Performer (T2 item max, 5 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204486 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163558-1 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215092 | CD 11 | LD 10 | T2 Rare Support Song (+10 EXP) ID 215093 | CD 1 | LD 3 | Crit Fail (+7 EXP) ID 215094 | CD 8 | LD 12 | T2 Uncommon Support Song (+9 EXP) ID 215095 | CD 5 | LD 1 | Salvage | mat lost (+8 EXP) ID 215096 | CD 6 | LD 18 | Salvage | mat kept (+8 EXP) ID 215097 | CD 12 | LD 6 | T2 Perfect Support Song (+14 EXP) - mislabeled as

Crafting rolls: R1 Performer (T1 item max, 3 crafts/day) - x2 Crafter's Respite | 204484 Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Ambition food | 163558 (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP, Salvage on LD 6+) Hard Working (+2 EXP, +1 attempt/day) ID 215004 | CD 5 | LD 8 | Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215005 | CD 1 | LD 11 | Crit Failure (+7 EXP) ID 215006 | CD 1 | LD 13 | Crit Failure (+7 EXP) - roll incorrectly labeled as Freyd ID 215007 | CD 12 | LD 8 | T1 Perfect Support Song (+14 EXP) - roll incorrectly labeled as Freyd ID 215008 | CD 6 | LD 16 | Salvage | Keep mat (+8 EXP) ID 215009 | CD 8 | LD 9

House Name: The Wee Dram Location: Floor 19, just out of ear shot of Home. Plot Size: Estate (15 room slots, 4 storey max, 3 yard slots) Locate on a high, rocky outcrop, the uppermost level of The Wee Dram still pales in comparison to the massive Bastion Wall. The locals in Home signed a petition preventing Quip from locating her house any closer to the settlement after she regaled them with her first round of bagpipe tunes. Yard(s): (All yards assigned to Quip unless otherwise noted) Yard 1: [Reserved] Yard 2: [Reserved] Yard 3: Slime Farm, upgraded to Mega Slime Farm)

Crafting rolls: R1 Performer (T1 item max, 2 crafts/day) Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP) ID 214422 | CD 8 | LD 5 | Salvage (mat lost) (+5 EXP) ID 214423 | CD 4 | LD 4 | Failure (+4 EXP) Cost: 2 materials

"Why did ye drag me intae this fankle, Freyd? Ye cuid hae gotten us a' killed." Her tone was accusatory, but also curious, especially after the tension of their last exchange. "Because I knew that each of you could handle it. And because you all needed to see what could happen if you went rogue in battle, and didn't work as a team. Some of these mobs are still beyond you. There will always be some that are. You need to be ready for that." His features softened slightly. "I know that you already know the consequences. What you needed to see here is that you had the guts to re-

Crafting rolls: R1 Performer (T1 item max, 2 crafts/day) Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP) ID 213903 | CD 2 | LD 1 | Failure (+4 EXP) ID 213904 | CD 4 | LD 4 | Failure (+4 EXP) Cost: 2 materials

"Who in thair richt mynd ever comes here?!" Snow flew by in sheets so thick it cakes on every surface and left contrails in their wake. The world looked like it had been flash frozen, sideways. "Many people, actually," came Freyd's unhelpful response. Despite her tightly wrapped cloak, there was no keeping the cold from seeping in. It was the dripping, semi-frozen snot clinging to the tip of her nose that was really driving Quip nuts. "And how come did ye drag us tae th' unholy, frozen wasteland?" "Oh," Freyd added with a chuckle. "For him." A black finger reache

Hearing the call, Quip watched Ren run instantly over he hill, racing straight towards the danger. "Oh, na," she called out with sudden, inexplicable defiance. "Thir's na wey that goody-two-shoes is gonnae lea me up 'ere wi' sleeping bozo while he gets tae keek a' heroic." Tucking her Viking helm firmly onto her head, she leapt after him and down the sandy bank, rolling a few times while she lost and regained her footing. Unfortunately, gravity won out over her stature and Quip was soon flipping repeatedly head over heels like some out of control wagon wheel hurtling down the mountains

"Are ye nuts?!" She yelled after Freyd as he engaged the voraciously snarling beast below. "You waant us tae rammy that doolally, writhing bourach o' wallies 'n' death?!" Green eyes wide with terror, it had been ages since she'd actually been out with him on a quest. Honestly, she'd forgotten how brutal this world could be, especially if you lacked in system mastery. Her time tending Freyd's shop had taught her more than she wanted to admit, but it boiled down to the difference between book learning and practical application. Staring wide-eyed at her weapon and meager armor, Quip couldn

"Don't ye a' keek lik' a bunch o' sad-sacks," claimed a mocking yet jubilant voice from down the path. "What's wi' th' yin who's git his heid fucked oan wrong," she added implying Nobody but meaning Freyd, "and th' orange cursor jimmy too?" Quip sauntered - more like stomped - towards them as they organized themselves upon the road. It was hard to imaging a more rag-tag bunch, and in Aincrad that was saying something. The squat but sturdy woman wasn't particularly well-equipped for their planned outing; a note Freyd made to himself in earnest. He'd have to work around that particular chal

Crafting rolls: R1 Performer (T1 item max, 2 crafts/day) Ambition Tool (+1 EXP) Lucrative (+2 EXP) ID 213812 | CD 9 | LD 20 | Salvage (keep mat) (+5 EXP) ID 213813 | CD 7 | LD 11 | Salvage (keep mat) (+5 EXP) Cost: 0 materials

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