Oz

Oz whistled as he watched that health bar drain faster than happy juice into a hooker's crooked maw. Halfway down already! Apparently he'd selected the appropriate team for the job. He considered tossing out another Sword Art in an attempt to stun or otherwise paralyze the loudmouthed goober, but decided against it. Wulfrin had managed to initiate a freeze, and the bandito polito wasn't going anywhere. Or so it seemed. Best just to hang onto whatever meager Energy he could manifest until the time was right to strike again. He decided he liked that Freeze technique, though. Oz had stunned

The guy seemed to consider Oz's offer, but declined in the end. Whatever. More for Oz, and probably Acanthus since he knew she'd want to bum one. As much as he would have liked to have continued doling out buffs for his teammates, his cooldowns were being fickle. There was a third Leadership Art he could have used, but in the end, it wouldn't have affected anything. Besides, it wasn't like these gals actually needed the boost in the end. "Once upon a time," Oz started, Earl Gray smog seeping through his lips as he spoke, "I might have wanted to be like them." His eyes flicked from th

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/20/2024)

"So this is the thanks I get for setting that damn Kirk straight, eh?" The voice came from everywhere, yet nowhere at the same time. Hahaha just kidding, it totally came from that dude at the far end of the camp who was definitely a bandit, but had a slightly different character model than all of the other bandits they'd faced so far. He was important enough to have the ethereal-voice-that-somehow-comes-from-both-within-and-without(?)-your brain talk track. "I'm gonna kill you two, then I'm gonna go after Kirk and put his head on a pike! We'll see who the leader of the mines is then!

Oz smirked as the dainty little thing plucked the cigarette from his clutches, but did not speak of it. He looked behind him and considered offering one to their other accompanying partygoer, but she seemed lost in her own head for the time being. More cold, shields-up brooding. Perhaps formulating the next batch of needlessly mean things to say to any and all who deigned to grace her with so much as a polite 'hello.' Probably best not to poke the beast, so to speak. “I… don’t smoke.” "Suuuure. And I haven't cut loose a silent fart against this asshole's armor," came Oz's unflatterin

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/19/2024)

The physical gave way to ethereal as the lake of fire was scraped from the forefront of his vision, clawed viciously away from his peripheries until all that remained was the indescribable facade of reality's very fabric itself. Spindles of loose modular forms twisted in upon themselves in an endless cascade of mesmerizing mosaics; fragments of corporeality shifting in and out of view as through grains of sand sifting through a translucent sieve, each only visible at the apex of its crossing, the layer that separated "before" from "after" the only sliver of perception his feeble mind could mus

Just as Oz had hoped, the demolition duo had swiftly gotten to work showing off their impressive skills versus enemies that never, in a million years, would have stood a chance against them. The grandstanding was a bit much, but not too far removed from Oz's expectations. These Frontliner folk tended to like to show off, and as such, Oz felt no need to stand between them and their desire. At the end of the day, if the mobs were slain, and Oz didn't have to do any of the heavy lifting, he was a happy camper. He contemplated unleashing another torrent of smoke to buff his allies, but decide

Oz felt the burly man eyeing him, and eyed him back all the same. After a few more puffs of his cigarette, he finally relented, rolled his eyes, and presented the opened canister for Omen to take a cigarette of his own. If he so desired, of course. "They don't taste great, and they burn all the way down," he explained with a shrug and a strange head-swinging gesture that was impossible to describe through mere text alone. "But hey, at least they'll make you stink." After Omen took - or didn't take - a cigarette of his own, Oz would set his sights back on the battlefield. The mist whi

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/18/2024)

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/17/2024)

Oz greedily accepts?

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/16/2024)

His eyes traced a line from her gesture to the very throne he'd come to survey himself, and narrowed before returning to her. So they were both after the answer to the same mystery, was that it? And now she was suggesting that he leave. That the path was too dangerous, that he would not fare well enough to see it through to its conclusion. Perhaps true. More true that it was laughable to believe her experience might be any different. Oz wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Nor was he particularly gifted when it came to this digital prison and its more fantastical inner workings. But he w

It would seem his attempts to have gone undetected were in vain. No matter. All that truly mattered was that they allowed him to stick around long enough to extract the EXP from the quest and be on his merry way. And it didn't take them long to get down to business. Oz had barely managed to tip his hat in response to the only among them who offered him recognition before they were marching ahead into the boss room. Compared to the stories he'd heard about this monster, it seemed easier to find and less threatening than the stories foretold. At least, if he was going by the way the rest of

It wasn't the he couldn't hear the duo talking amongst themselves behind him, it was simply that he couldn't be bothered to interrupt. They were having some sort of... mother-daughter moment? Which was weird, because they seemed to be of similar age. He had probably misheard, but frankly didn't desire a correction. It was just funnier this way. Not to mention, Sewallus was proving more difficult than he'd anticipated to navigate, and he needed to invest at least some measure of focus into not being bucked off the armored oaf. “I understand. It was a hard-earned victory we both played a pi

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CRAFTING ATTEMPTS 1-24. (09/13/2024)

Oh look. Babes. Wait... Upon closer inspection, it was simply the same babes he'd already seen before! Well that's not as fun. Never said he was much of a charmer. Pinball had promised Oz a free carry in his message. He assumed this was because Cordelia, in her mighty mightiness, would simply squash whatever bug it was they would soon find themselves squaring up against. What with her cool sword and her tantalizing moves. Acanthus had also been somewhat of a tough cookie. The guy, though... Oz felt certain he was the strongest out of the lot. So when he accepted the re

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