3ulogy

Lost in his own hubris, Eulogy’s heart leapt as the shark roared in anger. For a split second, Eulogy was certain that the aggro table has flipped somehow, and that Terra Firma was about to turn on him. He stepped back warily, ready for anything. Freyd merely smirked. "Just watch out for its aftermath. This dude be tubby." Eulogy died internally. This dude be tubby? Was he trying to overcompensate with terribly new, and yet somehow outdated lingo? He was probably a dad or something. Ugh. His disgust evaporated when the hulking mass returned its full attention to Freyd. Eulogy breat

Today's Appraisals T4 Perfect Consumables [235659b][235659c][235657b] [235657c][236157b][236157c][236166a][236182a] Hard Working Active (+1 ID attempt; +2 EXP per ID) Item 1: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240065 | LD 19| Over-Health Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 2: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240066 | LD 14| Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 3: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240067 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EX

Today's Appraisals T4 Perfect Consumables [235659b][235659c][235657b] [235657c][236157b][236157c][236166a][236182a] Hard Working Active (+1 ID attempt; +2 EXP per ID) Item 1: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240065 | LD 19| Over-Health Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 2: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240066 | LD 14| Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 3: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240067 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EX

“Damn, this place smells.” 3ulogy wrinkled his nose as he walked in. He kept his hands in his pockets, afraid of touching any more surfaces than he had to. The place was cozy enough, sure, and not one of those brightly lit cheery shops from the other floors. But still, He really wished he didn’t have to be here. “I’ve got a bundle of stuff here for you.” 3ulogy slammed a large, lumpy sack on the bar top. “There should be enough in here to cover a cask of the whiskey. Shame it doesn’t actually get you drunk though.” The boy began reaching for the stock as soon as the bag hit the table. “Wi

3ulogy tried not to think about how he'd earned the place. Earned was not really the right word. He'd taken it. Not by force, but... certainly not through any respectable means. But that was between him and Cardinal now. It's what Kohitsuji would have wanted. He was going to put it to better use than her, anyways.

“Sorry,” he rubbed the back of his head with a hint of embarrassment. “It’s just an inside joke my family would use. I guess it sounds mean to say out loud.” He wasn’t sure if the others would buy it, but it was his best option. Maybe another apology after fight would smooth things over? And if people didn’t survive… no apology necessary. One glance at Freyd told him that no one was dying today. He leapt into the fight, katana bared and ready to make sharkshimi. He adopted a confident, powerful stance that made it clear this was not his first jump into the shark tank. The fight awoke

Another warm body was fine with 3ulogy. It just gave him more space to fade into the background. Eulogy’s heartbeat quickened the more he heard Freyd talk. He didn’t get to see real action like this often. He began to hop from foot to foot lightly, psyching himself up. Besides, if he was lucky, things would go sideways. Things were always exciting when shit hit the fan. I wonder if I’ll have a chance to experiment? A bad idea. Freyd appeared very observant. If he caught Eulogy misbehaving, it would become a whole thing. No, Eulogy thought with disappointment. Best to play it safe. Fr

Just like that, the man offered him a spot for “Sharkbait.” Whatever that was. Eulogy accepted the stranger’s party request to glance at his stats. Struggling to maintain his composure, an observant player might have noticed his eyebrows raise a fraction of a centimeter. Are the stats supposed to go this high?! Or is he some kind of admin account?? Whoever he was, he was more than some powerful equipment tacked onto a clueless player. But still… far too trusting, just to reach out and offer help to people he never knew. (Eulogy’s mind processed the twitch of the man’s hand as nothing more

Hot. Miserable. Why was Eulogy here again? Something about gathering sandworm dung, but the details were lost in the hazy hell of floor five. The fifth floor was a hateful letter to anyone that enjoyed comfort. The sun beat down on the entire floor, the wind was always enough to carry things away without actually cooling you off. And Fortaleza was dry, much like the game itself. 3ulogy was bitter about that one. But a nearby cafe offered a glimmer of hope. An unattended cup of something that looked and smelled like booze. Maybe the game wasn’t such a buzzkill after all. Then, the str

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [235689a][235673a] T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b][235682a] T4 Uncommon Consumable [235667b] [235676b] [235674b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [235689a] 239085 | LD 14 | Keen 239086 | LD 1 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [235673a] 239087 | LD 18 | Evasion 239088 | LD 4 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b] 239090 | LD 3 | Loot Die 239091 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spen

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [235689a][235673a] T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b][235682a] T4 Uncommon Consumable [235667b] [235676b] [235674b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [235689a] 239085 | LD 14 | Keen 239086 | LD 1 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [235673a] 239087 | LD 18 | Evasion 239088 | LD 4 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b] 239090 | LD 3 | Loot Die 239091 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spen

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] [236213a] [236212a] [236443a] [236557b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] 239085 | LD 7 | Taunt 239086 | LD 19 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [236213a] 239087 | LD 16 | Evasion 239088 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Rare Trinket [236212a] 239090 | LD 11 | Keen 239091 | BD 10 CD 12 LD 6 | Unique Identified! Antifreeze Assessment: Keep. 2080 col spent. +11 EXP Item 4: T4 Rare Trinket [2364

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] [236213a] [236212a] [236443a] [236557b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] 239085 | LD 7 | Taunt 239086 | LD 19 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [236213a] 239087 | LD 16 | Evasion 239088 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Rare Trinket [236212a] 239090 | LD 11 | Keen 239091 | BD 10 CD 12 LD 6 | Unique Identified! Antifreeze Assessment: Keep. 2080 col spent. +11 EXP Item 4: T4 Rare Trinket [2364

Today's Appraisals T4 Uncommon Consumable [236411b] [236410b] [236461b] [236492b] [236563b] Item 1: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236411b] 239071 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 2: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236410b] 239072 | LD 9 | Damage Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 3: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236461b] 239073 | LD 13 | Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 4: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236492b] 239074 | LD 12 | Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 800 - 50

Today's Appraisals T4 Uncommon Consumable [236411b] [236410b] [236461b] [236492b] [236563b] Item 1: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236411b] 239071 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 2: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236410b] 239072 | LD 9 | Damage Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 3: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236461b] 239073 | LD 13 | Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 800 - 500 = 300 col spent. +3 EXP Item 4: T4 Uncommon Consumable [236492b] 239074 | LD 12 | Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 800 - 50