3ulogy

Note: The die roller is so slow. I'm going to compensate by rolling in batches with purchases, notated like "ID Rare Trinket 227872a 228218a," so on and so forth. When I do this, I'm only grouping things of same type and rarity to avoid any goof-ups. Also, Roller IDs will match the order I include them in the Purpose column. So in the above example, roll 111111 and 111112 would ID the first trinket, 227872a, while rolls 111113 and 111114 would ID 228218a." Rolling this way allows staff to double check my homework, but I don't have to wait 60 seconds in-between my 30-40 rolls. Today's Appr

@Telrenya This item is sent with the following message: "No idea why Acanthus buys me all this shit and then tells me to donate it to randos. She said to tell you 'sorry'? I mean, I'm not. I'm just the messenger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Items sent: (1) Memory Whisking Whiskey | Crafter's Respite | 231835-1 I bet Bahr had a cool description but I'm not looking for it rn sorry

2/22 Appraisals All junk except: Golden Bracelet [236212a] | T4 Rare Trinket | Accuracy | Para. Imm. A favor granted from a goddess wooed. Inspires the bearer to never look back. (Math reprinted from shop) Rare Trinket 235783a 241477 | BD5 | CD2 | LD19 | | Accuracy or Evasion 241476 | BD2 | CD3 | LD11 | | Keen or Prosperity Reroll 241476 241492 | BD10 | CD10 | LD8 | Unique Identified | Bloodclot or Para. Imm. (lmaooo I was just doing this to hit rank 5)

3ulogy groaned as the last girl left. How were these people finding him? I swear to god, if Acanthus is sending them to me... Note: The die roller is so slow q.q I'm going to compensate by rolling in batches with purchases, notated like "ID Rare Trinket 227872a 228218a," so on and so forth. When I do this, I'm only grouping things of same type and rarity to avoid any goof-ups. Also, Roller IDs will match the order I include them in the Purpose column. So in the above example, roll 111111 and 111112 would ID the first trinket, 227872a, while rolls 111113 and 111114 would ID 228218a." Rolli

Here, take it. (Giving to @Acanthus Heavy Coat | Light Armor | 236444d | Antifreeze | Evasion | Recovery A coat made of heavy animal hide. What it lacks in mitigation, it makes up in cold resistance and flexibility.

@Morningstar Items sent: (2) Memory Whisking Whiskey | Crafter's Respite | 231831-2, 231831-3 I bet Bahr had a cool description but I'm not looking for it rn sorry

Link to 2/9 appraisals Items Kept: Heavy Coat | Light Armor | 236444d | Antifreeze | Evasion | Recovery A coat made of heavy animal hide. What it lacks in mitigation, it makes up in cold resistance and flexibility. Cedar Pauldrons | Light Armor | 236451d | Life Mending | Mitigation | Recovery Shoulder Guards made from the tall trees of Glyndbourne. It possesses unique healing properties.

Today's Appraisals: [236426a][236444d][236451d]236450d][236472d][236482a]236491d][236500a] T4 Perfect Light Armor: ID [236426a] 240622 | LD 2 | Regen 240623 | LD 19 | Light Momentum 240624 | LD 13 | Evasion Result. Junk. 3040 - 1900 = 1140 col spent. [236444d] 240625 | BD 10 CD 12 LD 3 | Unique Identified! Antifreeze 240626 | LD 12 | Evasion 240627 | LD 5 | Recovery Result. Keep. 3040 col spent. [236451d] 240628 | LD 8 | Mitigation 240629 | LD 2 | Recovery 240630 | BD 10 CD 12 LD 16 | Unique Identified! Life Mending Result. Keep. 3040 col

3ulogy burned the midnight oil on this appraisal. He wasn’t sure why he’d let himself get bullied into it—Acanthus had already paid him. And she gave him plenty of space to work. All he had to say was “no” and she’d leave him alone like that. She’d always shied away from conflict. But the fact was—and 3ulogy would take this to his grave—he enjoyed the challenge. Appraisals were a slog, but nothing hit the dopamine receptors like a good unique. So when she showed up with a pile of shields, part of him salivated at the thought of what they might contain. Shields weren’t his thing, which was

Link to 2/5 appraisals Items Kept: Fractured Heart | Shield | 236206c | Paralyze | Regen | Holy Blessing A shining kite shield resembling half a heart. Despite its sturdiness, the wearer feels every hit. Emerald Regret | Shield | 236206d | Mitigation | Paralyze | Flame Aura A buckler, scorching to the touch. When struck, it sparks with green flames. Fractured Heart | Shield | 235657a | Regen | Holy Blessing | Flame Aura A shining kite shield resembling half a heart. Despite its sturdiness, the wearer feels every hit.

Today's Appraisals T4 Perfect Shields: [235659a] [235657a] [236157a] [236156a] [236182c] [236182d] [236199a] [236207a] [236206c] 240524 | LD 9 | Paralyze 240525 | BD 10 CD 11 LD 20 | Unique Identified! Holy Blessing 240526 | LD 3 | Regen Result. Keep. 3040 col spent. [236206d] 240527 | BD 10 CD 7 (:sad:) LD 14| Mitigation 240528 | BD 10 CD 11 LD 13 | Unique Identified! Flame Aura 240529 | LD 12 | Paralyze Result. Keep. 3040 col spent. [236223c] 240530 | LD 7 | Paralyze 240531 | LD 19 (I lost this unique bc I haven't done Olympus :sob:) | Mitiga

Today's Appraisals T3 Perfect Weapon 235886e 240320 | LD 15| Accuracy 240321 | LD 2 | Loot Die 240322 | LD 10 | Taunt Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Weapon 235886f 240323 | LD 16 | Accuracy 240324 | LD 11 | Taunt 240325 | LD 3 | Loot Die Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Armor 235886g (Light) 240326 | LD 2| Regen 240327 | LD 13 | EVA 240328 | LD 11 | EVA Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Armor 235886h (Light) 240329 | LD 4 | Regen 240330 | LD 14 | Regen

Today's Appraisals T3 Perfect Weapon 235886e 240320 | LD 15| Accuracy 240321 | LD 2 | Loot Die 240322 | LD 10 | Taunt Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Weapon 235886f 240323 | LD 16 | Accuracy 240324 | LD 11 | Taunt 240325 | LD 3 | Loot Die Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Armor 235886g (Light) 240326 | LD 2| Regen 240327 | LD 13 | EVA 240328 | LD 11 | EVA Result. Junk. 2000 - 1250 = 750 col. +11 EXP T3 Perfect Armor 235886h (Light) 240329 | LD 4 | Regen 240330 | LD 14 | Regen

Lost in his own hubris, Eulogy’s heart leapt as the shark roared in anger. For a split second, Eulogy was certain that the aggro table has flipped somehow, and that Terra Firma was about to turn on him. He stepped back warily, ready for anything. Freyd merely smirked. "Just watch out for its aftermath. This dude be tubby." Eulogy died internally. This dude be tubby? Was he trying to overcompensate with terribly new, and yet somehow outdated lingo? He was probably a dad or something. Ugh. His disgust evaporated when the hulking mass returned its full attention to Freyd. Eulogy breat

Today's Appraisals T4 Perfect Consumables [235659b][235659c][235657b] [235657c][236157b][236157c][236166a][236182a] Hard Working Active (+1 ID attempt; +2 EXP per ID) Item 1: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240065 | LD 19| Over-Health Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 2: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240066 | LD 14| Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 3: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240067 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EX

Today's Appraisals T4 Perfect Consumables [235659b][235659c][235657b] [235657c][236157b][236157c][236166a][236182a] Hard Working Active (+1 ID attempt; +2 EXP per ID) Item 1: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240065 | LD 19| Over-Health Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 2: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240066 | LD 14| Mitigation Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EXP Item 3: T4 Perfect Consumable [235659b] 240067 | LD 3 | Antidote Assessment: Junk. 1440 - 950 = 490 col spent. +11 (9 + 2) EX

“Damn, this place smells.” 3ulogy wrinkled his nose as he walked in. He kept his hands in his pockets, afraid of touching any more surfaces than he had to. The place was cozy enough, sure, and not one of those brightly lit cheery shops from the other floors. But still, He really wished he didn’t have to be here. “I’ve got a bundle of stuff here for you.” 3ulogy slammed a large, lumpy sack on the bar top. “There should be enough in here to cover a cask of the whiskey. Shame it doesn’t actually get you drunk though.” The boy began reaching for the stock as soon as the bag hit the table. “Wi

3ulogy tried not to think about how he'd earned the place. Earned was not really the right word. He'd taken it. Not by force, but... certainly not through any respectable means. But that was between him and Cardinal now. It's what Kohitsuji would have wanted. He was going to put it to better use than her, anyways.

“Sorry,” he rubbed the back of his head with a hint of embarrassment. “It’s just an inside joke my family would use. I guess it sounds mean to say out loud.” He wasn’t sure if the others would buy it, but it was his best option. Maybe another apology after fight would smooth things over? And if people didn’t survive… no apology necessary. One glance at Freyd told him that no one was dying today. He leapt into the fight, katana bared and ready to make sharkshimi. He adopted a confident, powerful stance that made it clear this was not his first jump into the shark tank. The fight awoke

Another warm body was fine with 3ulogy. It just gave him more space to fade into the background. Eulogy’s heartbeat quickened the more he heard Freyd talk. He didn’t get to see real action like this often. He began to hop from foot to foot lightly, psyching himself up. Besides, if he was lucky, things would go sideways. Things were always exciting when shit hit the fan. I wonder if I’ll have a chance to experiment? A bad idea. Freyd appeared very observant. If he caught Eulogy misbehaving, it would become a whole thing. No, Eulogy thought with disappointment. Best to play it safe. Fr

Just like that, the man offered him a spot for “Sharkbait.” Whatever that was. Eulogy accepted the stranger’s party request to glance at his stats. Struggling to maintain his composure, an observant player might have noticed his eyebrows raise a fraction of a centimeter. Are the stats supposed to go this high?! Or is he some kind of admin account?? Whoever he was, he was more than some powerful equipment tacked onto a clueless player. But still… far too trusting, just to reach out and offer help to people he never knew. (Eulogy’s mind processed the twitch of the man’s hand as nothing more

Hot. Miserable. Why was Eulogy here again? Something about gathering sandworm dung, but the details were lost in the hazy hell of floor five. The fifth floor was a hateful letter to anyone that enjoyed comfort. The sun beat down on the entire floor, the wind was always enough to carry things away without actually cooling you off. And Fortaleza was dry, much like the game itself. 3ulogy was bitter about that one. But a nearby cafe offered a glimmer of hope. An unattended cup of something that looked and smelled like booze. Maybe the game wasn’t such a buzzkill after all. Then, the str

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [235689a][235673a] T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b][235682a] T4 Uncommon Consumable [235667b] [235676b] [235674b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [235689a] 239085 | LD 14 | Keen 239086 | LD 1 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [235673a] 239087 | LD 18 | Evasion 239088 | LD 4 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b] 239090 | LD 3 | Loot Die 239091 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spen

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [235689a][235673a] T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b][235682a] T4 Uncommon Consumable [235667b] [235676b] [235674b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [235689a] 239085 | LD 14 | Keen 239086 | LD 1 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [235673a] 239087 | LD 18 | Evasion 239088 | LD 4 | Loot Die Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Armor (Cloth) [235649b] 239090 | LD 3 | Loot Die 239091 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spen

Today's Appraisals T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] [236213a] [236212a] [236443a] [236557b] Item 1: T4 Rare Trinket [236184a] 239085 | LD 7 | Taunt 239086 | LD 19 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 2: T4 Rare Trinket [236213a] 239087 | LD 16 | Evasion 239088 | LD 15 | Evasion Assessment: Junk. 2080 - 1400 = 680 col spent. +6 EXP Item 3: T4 Rare Trinket [236212a] 239090 | LD 11 | Keen 239091 | BD 10 CD 12 LD 6 | Unique Identified! Antifreeze Assessment: Keep. 2080 col spent. +11 EXP Item 4: T4 Rare Trinket [2364