3ulogy

Eulogy thought through his options at this point. He was relying on the fact that most the players would be too deep in shock to really get anything done. While they were still reeling from the exciting news, he would be three quests ahead. Checking his quest journal, he saw one clearly marked as a tutorial quest. It would be a childish introduction to gaming, but tutorial quests always gave disproportionate rewards to incentivize the duller players to engage with them. If the game wanted to talk down to him before it offered some good quest rewards, he’d take it. He looked around as he v

The looming avatar of Kayaba fragmented and dissolved in the sky above the 10,000. His words were met with a mixture of rage and confusion. The crowd’s unease slowly morphed from fear, to panic, then outright pandemonium. Screams and wails echoed out of the plaza, the crowd rippling with exertion as 10,000 people tried running in 10,000 directions. People were being crushed, they were crying, pleading, praying that someone would save them, or that maybe they had misheard the warden of their new prison— 3ulogy burst from the crowd on the first floor. There was no sign of fear or panic on h

Eulogy hated crowds. But he loved free stuff even more. Using his small frame to navigate the bustling crowds, he cut through the line to gyan chauper. The name felt pretentious. It was just snakes and ladders. All chance, no skill. His luck was good enough. Pressing his way to the front of the line, he managed to sweet talk a few of the people into trying out some of the nearby games. Snakes and ladders would be waiting for them later, after all. “Welcome! I’m Jai. This is—” “Don’t care.” Eulogy was already rolling. Move, rinse, repeat. He made as many moves as he could before Jai’s

Profile Username: 3ulogy ("Eulogy") Real name: Yoshiyuki Okubo Age: 16->18 Gender: Male Height: 164cm Country: Japan Background Eulogy was raised by video games. He understands them deeply—the rules, the goals, the conflict. People are complicated, people have feelings. But not video games. And not 3ulogy. His parents tried to raise him. But frankly, they weren’t very good at it. Eulogy’s mom was too weak-willed to impose any real punishme