[Special Dungeon] PP - Nuking the Chocolate Factory

[Lessa 1]

Lessa threw her head back and howled victoriously, shifting Arcturus to her right hand so she could thrust it into the air. This was a bad choice, of course, as the two-handed weapon was incredibly heavy. But the success-happy, sugar-crazed Lessa hardly noticed. "Yes!" she cried out as Bahr absolutely wrecked the Giant Peep. She was happy to see her best friend land big hits, but frankly, she didn't care who it was who dealt the damage. All she wanted was for that goddamn Peep monster to die a slow and painful death.

Once, when Lessa was twelve, she protested her Peeps by putting them in the microwave. The result had been magnificent, and well worth the grounding she had received. Channeling that destructive nature, Lessa launched herself at their sickly sweet nemesis. It was hightime to burn this mother trucker.

"DIE!" she screeched, raking Arcturus across the Peep's sugar-coated side.

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1247/1330 | EN: 99/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 83/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 71/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Lessa uses Galaxy Destroyer! - 13 EN
+3 (CD: 12)

The Giant Peep: HP: 1182-(481-150)= 851/2000 | DMG: 30 | MIT: 150 | ACC: 3 | ID: 154819 | BD: 3+5=8

[Oscar 0]

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1246/1330 | EN: 99/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 72/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 64/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Oscar uses Explode Catapult [x14] vs The Giant Peep Deal 172 DMG

The Giant Peep: HP: 679/2000 | DMG: 30 | MIT: 150 | ACC: 3 | ID: 154821 | BD: 5+5
Giant Peep attacks Bahr ID: 154822 BD9 Deal 1 DMG

Filled with the power God and Anime, Oscar rushed forward. Bahr and Lessa had done some heavy damage to their marshmallow adversary. Now it was Oscar's turn. Oscar slashed the creature with sound and fury. All of his power was put into this single blow. And he did very little final damage. But then, it was the Peep's turn. He blatted Bahr across the face with his pillowy chicken wing. Then, the Peep turned towards Lessa. Then he disappeared. He reappeared behind the blonde and issued forth a sound that sounded something like speech. "Pssh. Nothin' personnel kid." Then he swallowed Lessa in one gulp. As her foot disappeared down the marshmallow bird's gullet, he quivered with joy and let out a loud burp. Oscar slowly turned to Bahr, shuddering to think what unholy hell would be unleashed upon this creature by the Crimson Marauder. Maybe a Snickers would calm his wrath.

[Bahr 0]

"Pssh. Nothin' personnel kid."

Wait. Had Bahr heard that correctly? He could swear he'd heard that somewhere before. Like, in a bad anime, or an overused meme. And - wait a second, did it just flashstep? What in the ever living fuck? Bahr had hardly even noticed he'd taken any damage. Wait, no, he hadn't taken any damage. He was at full health. Just how weak was this thing? 

It didn't matter. It had apparently devoured Lessa, an action that Bahr didn't take too kindly to. Overcome with rage, he slashed before he thought - not quite realizing before swinging it that if his sword went deep enough, it may actually catch Lessa in its arc. He tried to reel himself back at the last minute, but unfortunately he was too late. 

Luckily, however, it appeared as though he hadn't actually hit anything other than pure, fluffy Peep. Only marshmallow billowed out from the fresh gash. But whre was Lessa in the middle off all of that sugar?

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 89/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 72/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 71/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Bahr used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -10 EN

The Giant Peep: HP: 325/2000 | DMG: 30 | MIT: 150 | ACC: 3 | ID: 154823 | BD: 10, Crit 33x13=429-75=354 DMG

 

[Lessa 1]

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 89/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 72/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 59/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Lessa used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -13 EN

The Giant Peep: HP: 325-149=176/2000 | DMG: 30 | MIT: 150 | ACC: 3 | ID: 154824 | BD: 10, Crit 23x13=299-150=149 DMG

The Peep let out an impressive belch, then flapped it sugary little chicken wings in satisfaction. That silly player thought she could eat Peeps without repercussion? Well well well, how the turntables.

Suddenly the massive foe’s beady black eyes took on a cloudy, distant look. As the creature began to tremble, golden light streaked through its many pin-point pores. A muffled squishing sound filled the space, barely audible at first, but increasing in volume with each THWACK. A crimson gash appeared on the Peep’s chest, just below its pointy beak. Like the sound, it began faint, but grew more intense as time passed. By the time it glowed a violent, angry red, mingling with the still-shining gold light, the bird was squawking desperately.

Lessa burst from the cut she’d made, blue eyes wide and wild, rolling like a spooked horse. The sticky syrup covered her head-to-toe, matting her pretty hair, and slicking her armor.

She swung her crazed gaze on her party mates. “We will never speak of this again.”

[Oscar 0]

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 89/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 60/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 59/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Oscar used Explode Catapult [x14] Deal 340 DMG

The Giant Peep: HP: 0/2000 | DMG: 30 | MIT: 150 | ACC: 3 | ID: 154825 | BD: 8 

ID: 154827 LD9 20,000 Col, 30 T3 Materials, <<The Big Peep>> [T3 Demonic Consumable - 180 Overhealth], <<Peep's Tears (it's basically sugar water)>> +1 CD to Familiar Training

Well, the good news was Lessa was safe.

The bad news was that she was never going to get Peep out of her hair.

The better news is that Oscar was about to slap the absolute sh*t out of this thing. Holding Tesseleth's Fury in his right, Oscar curled his left into a fist. He then struck the blade with his left. Black flame erupted around the blade as the latent spirit of Tesseleth the Tyrant was roused within it. Oscar heavily telegraphed his attack. Why not? The Peep wasn't going to flash step with a giant gash in its chest. He slammed his axe down, carving a gash perpendicular with the one Lessa had made and striking the ground. An explosion of black fire ripped through the air completely enveloping the giant marshmallow avian. It began to melt as the smell of scorched sugar filled the air. The flames wouldn't die out until the Big Peep had been completely reduced to a puddle of black sugary sludge on the ground. Also Oscar collected his loot.

[Bahr 0]

One of Bahr's hands reached out toward Lessa, but he hesitated. Something told the man that the last thing his girlfriend wanted right now was to be touched. Besides, she didn't need to be babied while they were in the middle of a dungeon. It was unprofessional, and the woman was more than capable of handling herself. She'd probably just feel a little... sticky for awhile. He offered her a reassuring nod and kept his distance for the time being, giving her whatever space she needed.

Right around then, Oscar had delivered the killing blow to the creature. "Sick," Bahr chimed as the loot panel populated before him. Then, he squinted. "Four Overhealth enhancements on this consumable? Is this thing glitched?" He tapped on the item icon to inspect it, and sure enough, it was stocked with four Overhealth enhancements. Wack. "No, uh, seems legit. Wow, I didn't think something like this was actually possible."
 

Spoiler

Bahr loots The Giant Peep. 
ID: 154826 | LD: 14
The Big Peep (T3 Consumable - Overhealth/Overhealth/Overhealth/Overhealth)

 

[Lessa 1]

Catching Bahr’s nod, Lessa responsed with one of her own. A chunk of her blonde hair, gooped together with sticky syrup plopped into her face. With a huff, she shoved it back with equally sugary fingers. “This is awful,” she grumbled, but she stopped when another pop-up appeared.

”I didn’t get anything fancy,” she informed her two companions. “Just a bunch of col and mats.” After pursing her lips in thought, the girl sighed. “Guess that’s fine. I could use it.”

Suddenly, Lessa slanted the white-haired swordsman a look. “Waaait, what?” Blue eyes narrowed. “Yo u got something cool?” As she strode over, the soles of her boots slurped and stuck to the hard ground. God, it was even worse than walking in wet shoes. How was she meant to clean her gear? What a nightmare. Lost in thought, she nearly invaded his personal space. Then she remembered. “Quad overhealth? That’s nuts.”

Spoiler

154991 | CD: 9

40000 Col
60 T3 Materials
<<Peep's Tears (it's basically sugar water)>>: Grants a +1 CD Bonus for Familiar Training

 

[Oscar 0]

Spoiler

Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 89/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 52/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 60/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Oscar used Screw Dimension [x13] ID: 155148 BD4+5-2 Deal 224 DMG

Sebastian 1776/2000 HP | 350 DMG | 2 ACC | 2 EVA | 75 MIT

"Dude! I got one too! I can totally make a feast out of these two. Can you imagine? A Demonic Overhealth feast? That would be so cash." The door to the final chamber of the factory opened. From within its confines, Oscar could hear the thumping sound of rave music. Flashing rainbow lights flickered from within. Looking at his energy bar and how it had taken two boss encounters for them to halfway deplete their energy, Oscar headed inside without resting. The sooner they got this done, the better. Once he was inside the chamber, he saw the final boss. A rabbit wielding a giant zweihander in a leather jacked and aviator shades was fiddling with a sound board. Dubstep blared through the speakers, making it difficult to even think. Oscar dashed forward, slamming his axe into the axe and demolishing the sound system in one fell swoop. As the bunny looked at him in shock, peering over his aviators, Oscar shouldered his axe. "Dubstep sucks."

[Bahr 0]

"Mhmm," Bahr confirmed as he tilted his panel so that Lessa could get a better look. Right around that time, he heard Oscar proclaim that he had also gotten one of the strange consumables. "Cash indeed," Bahr replied before dismissing the window, confident that Lessa had inspected its contents by now. Could Bahr make feasts like that? He felt like he remembered having a House Buff akin to that. He'd need to investigate later.

Then, the door opened, and from its maw poured out sick beats. Bahr wasn't exactly sure what he was listening to, but he liked it. He chased after Oscar into the next room and, to his dismay, arrived just in time to watch the man destroy whatever machinery was producing the music.

"Dubstep sucks."

"WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?" Bahr exclaimed, before realizing that both Oscar and Lessa were now peering at him incredulously. "I mean, uh, yeah. It... sucks."

Then he hit the mob for mondo damage.

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 80/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 1] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 52/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 0] Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 64/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Bahr used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -10 EN

Sebastian: HP: 1385/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: 155217 | BD: 10, Crit 33x13=429-38=391 DMG

 

[Lessa 1]

A demonic feast? Was such a feat even possible? If it were, she supposed Oscar would be the one to figure it out. Leave it up to the ace chef to concoct an ace dish. We’re she to try it, she would likely break Aincrad and lose the game for the thousands of people still trapped there. That was honestly her luck in the kitchen.

As the trio approached the final boss, the tell-tale signs of a rave in progress reached them. The powerful beat throbbed in Lessa’s muscles, pounded in her head, and before she knew it, she was nodding along. It was kind of catchy.

After Oscar’s declaration and Bahr’s outburst (followed by an awkward correction), Lessa shrugged. “Don’t know what’s wrong with you guys,” she stated, “but I like it.”

Accompanied by the sick beats, Lessa charged their newest opponent, carved a small chunk from its health bahr.
 

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1330/1330 | EN: 80/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 1] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 52/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 1] Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 52/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Lessa used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -13 EN

Sebastian: HP: 1164/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: 155228 | BD: 6, Hit for 22x13=286-75=211 DMG

 

[Oscar 0]

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1059/1330 [-271] | EN: 80/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 2] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 44/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 1] Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 52/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Sebastian attacks Bahr ID: 155235 BD9 Deal 271 DMG
Screw Dimension [x13] vs Sebastian ID: 155236 BD7+5-2 Deal 380 DMG

Sebastian: HP: 784/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: | BD:

Oscar did not see this betrayal coming. Both Bahr and Lessa were into Sebastian's assault on music. Distracted by their stabbing him in the back, Oscar wasn't able to stop Sebastian from leaping over his head and slamming his zweihander down on Bahr's foot. Hard. Oscar swung his axe down like a golf club and sent the rabbit sailing high into the air. It smacked the rafters of the ceiling, abruptly halting its ascension before coming screaming back down to the ground. Poor thing even landed on its sword. With the comically too large weapon lopped off one of its arms, the Easter Bunny's cousin would no longer be able to pursue his dreams of becoming a world-renowned disk jockey. Which was all the better in Oscar's mind. For you see, as we have established earlier, the fact of the matter was that dubstep, objectively, sucks.

[Bahr 0]

Something weird was happening here. Goop. It was the goop. Trailed along by Lessa in her marshmallow covered daze. The more she shambled about, the more muck trailed behind her. Bahr had stepped in it too much, and now his shoes were all sticky. She was lucky that he liked her, otherwise he'd probably be a right dick about it.

While Oscar was chunking their shared enemy down like a potato into a stew, Bahr tried to run forward and charge the crazed DJing animal. But as he pitched forward into his sprint, one of his shoes stuck more than he had anticipated, and sent him tumbling forward onto his face. After a moment, he rose a single thumb up into the air to signify that he was okay. It was only his face - and his pride - that had suffered injury.

Wait a second. His health was low. Did he get hit at some point?
 

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1149/1330 | EN: 79/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 2] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 44/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 1] Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 52/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Bahr used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -2 EN FOR MISS

Sebastian: HP: 784/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: 155237 | BD: 1 Miss

Spoiler

 

[Lessa 1]

Bahr was a capable man. He was intelligent, strong, and skilled with his blade. Speaking of the godly weapon, Bahr was also decked out in some of the most powerful gear Lesa had ever laid eyes on. Like a slash of violent red in that jacket of his, Bahr could hold his own, and take on any foe that dared challenge him.

Despite all of this, Lessa still reacted when Bahr face planted. With a soft squeak of concern, the Guardian watched her best friend’s health creep downward, a sight that never ceased to roll her stomach. Even though the snowy haired swordsman was a long, long way from death, any damage taken was too much. At least, from the overprotective girlfriend’s perspective. 

You’re gonna pay for that, she thought bitterly, jabbing her heavy weapon into Sebastian’s side, and carving out a piece of his health in return. An eye for an eye, or whatever.
 

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1149/1330 | EN: 79/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 2] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 44/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 2] Lessa: HP: 1045/1045 | EN: 40/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Bahr used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -13 EN

Sebastian: HP: 573/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: 155420 | BD: 2, Hit for 22x13=286-75=211 DMG

 

[Oscar 0]

Spoiler

[H: 2] Bahr: HP: 1149/1330 | EN: 79/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 2] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 34/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 2] Lessa: HP: 811/1045 | EN: 40/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Sebastian attacks Lessa ID: 155422 B7+2-2 Deal 234 Damage. Takes 54 Thorns damage
Oscar uses Screw Dimension[x13] vs Sebastian ID: 155423 BD3+5-2 Deal 224 DMG

Sebastian: HP: 295/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: | BD:
Big Egg: HP: 500/500 | 150 MIT

Oscar didn't know what was up, but honestly, the bunny just kept flying under his radar. Before he could press the assault, the bunny hopped up and kicked Lessa in the face. What a dick. But what the bunny didn't know was that Lessa had thorns on her armor. Like a glorious hedgehog, spikes fired out of her armor like tactical missiles and buried themselves into Sebastian's body. It let out a yelp before collapsing to the ground. Oscar seized his advantage and smacked the fire out of that fool with the flat side of Tesseleth's Fury. If Sebastian was the golf ball, Oscar was Tiger Woods. For Malibu's Most Wanted Bunny was sent careening towards Bahr and his god-and-anime sword with the speed of a thousand Ferraris. With proper aim, Bahr would be able to finish this poor creature off who had, up until this point, been completely brutalized by the party.

[Bahr 0]

Oh, what the hell. Now it was hitting Lessa. Come to think of it, they were the only ones taking any heat in the battle. Oscar was apparently nimble enough to avoided taking any damage for the whole of the dungeon, if Bahr's memory served correctly. Not that it really mattered at all, it was just an interesting observation. 

Of course, Bahr wasn't going to let some hip hop bunny hurt his girlfriend, or his neighbor, so this had to come to an end now. When he ignited Dawn's Demise and noticed the smoky black tendrils creeping along the blade, it almost felt... Weak. Compared to the Fallen proc he'd gotten earlier, this one felt tame as a baby kitten. Usually, it roared with all the ferocity of a pissed off jaguar. Nothing had changed. It was merely a shift in perspective. If Bahr ever found a way to become that strong again, he'd learn how to harness it better. Until then, Sebastian needed to die.

And so, with one swipe of the blade, it did.
 

Spoiler

[H: 3] Bahr: HP: 1239/1330 | EN: 79/130 | DMG: 25 | MIT: 79 | ACC: 5 | ACC: 6 | FLN: 12 | HLY: 6 | PHASE | BH: 66 | HB: 24 | LD: 7
[H: 3] Oscar: HP: 1250/1250 | EN: 44/122 | DMG: 23 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 4 | MIT: 106 | FLN: 12 | BRN: 36 [BD8-10] | BH: 62
[H: 2] Lessa: HP: 811/1045 | EN: 40/100 | DMG: 22 | MIT: 116 | ACC: 5 | EVA: 2 | THNS: 54 | HM: 3

Bahr used [x13] Galaxy Destroyer, -13 EN

Sebastian: HP: 0/2000 | DMG: 350 | MIT: 75 | ACC: 2 | EVA: 2 | ID: 155424 | BD: 8, Hit for 37x13=481-75=406 DMG | Sebastian defeated

Looting
Sebastian
ID: 155425 | LD: 18 | Sick Jacket (Unidentified T3 Demonic Armor/Shield) Obtained

 

[Lessa 1]

Like Bahr, Lessa was also a capable warrior. With that being said, there was no fear quite like being attacked. The sick feeling in her gut spread to her heart, her head, and even the tips of her toes and fingers. Try as she may, Lessa simply could not shake that momentary dread, that split second of paralyzed panic, as she watched her health bar dip. Though she could not feel pain in the game world, the fear was often just as potent.

Luckily, Bahr had recovered from his own injury, and expertly attacked Sebastian. Both he and Oscar delivered devastating blows, swiping away at the last of the enemy’s health. The power they exhibited was immense, and the sheer sight of it shook Lessa from her trance. 

“Holy crap, she managed, still shaking slightly as she shoved her chunky hair back from her flushed face. “That was really something.” Even as she spoke, the loot offer popped up in front of her face.
 

Spoiler

ID: 155428 | LD: 5 | Bass Cannon (Unidentified T3 Demonic Weapon) Obtained

 

[Oscar 0]

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ID: 155427 LD20 ULTIMATE CHOCOLATE EGG OBTAINED
T3 Unidentified Demonic Weapon Obtained
T3 Unidentified Demonic Armor/Shield Obtained
T3 Unidentified Demonic Trinket Obtained

An egg had spawned and then, with the death of Sebastian, disappeared. As Oscar went to loot the body, another egg fell from the sky. A bigger egg. An ultimate egg. An Ultimate Chocolate Egg. This was Oscar's reward. More chocolate than he could ever hope to eat. But, he'd give it his best shot. But just as he unhinged his jaw like an anime snake to eat the entire egg in one gulp, it broke. His disappointment? Immeasurable. His day? Not ruined. For you see, within the confines of the egg rested three artifacts of Ass-blasting power. Three Demonic items zoomed out of the egg and into his inventory. The Bass Cannon. With all of its power and majesty. The Sick Jacket. Black leathery goodness. And, finally, the dope shades. But upon further inspections, they weren't anywhere close to as dope as the shades currently on his face. So that was a bust. But still. Three Demonics.

"So guys. Did that boss kill me and I'm having a fever dream? Or did I actually just get three Demonic items from that thing?"

[Bahr 0]

"That was really something," Lessa mused as she wiped her marshmallow soaked mane from her tired visage. 

"Really was," Bahr agreed with an affirming nod. "Don't think I've ever experienced something quite like it in Aincrad. Probably won't ever again." Then, he beamed toward his closest friends. "Sure was fun though, huh?" he chortled.

It was right around this time that he heard Oscar exclaiming about his drop. "Woah, no way." He circled around to Oscar's back so he, too, could gaze upon Oscar's find. Sure enough - three demonics. "That's ludicrous. Bro, if you don't want any of them, I'll buy. Can never have enough."

His eyes trailed to Lessa. "You get anything good?" He inquired as he circled around to check out his girlfriend's loot. But she quickly dismissed the channel, almost as though she hadn't looked at it at all. "Woah, demonic weapon, nice. In case either of you are curious, I just got an armor. Nothing fancy." Though, any Demonic was better than no Demonic.

[Lessa 1]

What a rush that had been! Her body still trembled - from the damage she’d taken, from the sight of Bahr’s damage, from straight up adrenaline. When had she last been caught up in such a whirlwind? It had been ages. The hermit lifestyle had suited her fine, but if she were being perfectly honest, Lessa had missed this. She has missed the thrill of combat. No one was more surprised by this revelation than she was.

“That was seriously nuts,” she exclaimed, glancing between Bahr and Oscar with wide, wild eyes. She accepted the offered loot without even examining it, thumbing the blue button even as she strode up to her two companions. With sticky hands, she reaches up to clap both on their shoulders. “Thank you so much for bringing me along. I hope that we can do this together again sometime. We make a pretty damn good team.”

[Bahr 0]

Bahr nodded toward Lessa, stupid grin plastered all over her face. "Yeah, the best team. We shredded this whole dungeon without breaking a sweat. Without even stopping for energy! How much collective HP do you guys think we shredded through? Thousands, probably. That's not the sort of thing most people can just do." Bahr was clearly proud of their accomplishment, and wanted to continue gloating, but digressed nonetheless. They all knew what they'd done. And they could do it again, against virtually any mob in Aincrad. In that moment, they felt untouchable.

He held his fists out of his companions, receiving a cheesy fist bump from both of them. "Dream team. Triple off-tank DPS fury. This is the sorta shit they'd make Hollywood movies about. Er, maybe B movies. I don't think we're that cool. You know what, screw it. We're totally that cool. A Team all the way."

Yeah.

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EVENT DUNGEON COMPLETED

Bahr
13 SP
20266 col
(30) T3 Materials
(2) Unidentified T3 Demonic Armors/Shields [IDs: 155425 | 155427B] 
(1) Unidentified T3 Demonic Trinket [ID: 155427C]
(1) Peep's Tears (Special Consumable - +1 CD to Familiar training)

Lessa
13 SP
40267 col
(60) T3 Materials
(1) T3 Toffee Armor (Perfect Heavy Armor - Bloodclot | Thorns | Thorns) [ID: 154767]
(1) T3 Frosted Necklace (Perfect Trinket - Life Mending | Recovery | Recovery) [ID: 154769]
(1) Unidentified T3 Demonic Weapon [ID: 155428]
(1) Peep's Tears (Special Consumable - +1 CD to Familiar training)

Oscar
13 SP
20267 col
(30) T3 Materials
(1) T3 Frosted Necklace (Perfect Trinket - Life Mending | Recovery | Recovery) [ID: 154770]
(2) T3 The Big Peeps (Demonic Consumable - Overhealth | Overhealth | Overhealth | Overhealth) [IDs: 154827 | 154826]
(1) Unidentified T3 Demonic Weapon [ID: 155427A]
(1) Peep's Tears (Special Consumable - +1 CD to Familiar training)