Nobody's Journal

[Nobody 1]

 

Nobody

"Has somebody seen Nobody's lunch box?" ~ Nobody                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ____________________ _________ ___________ name Boukyaku Okamoto age 20-something-ish gender possibly origin somewhere height One inch taller than you  weight how rude birthday ends in Y orientation faces forward guild n/a ____________________ document [character sheet] [inventory] [consumables] [shop] [vault] [housing] theme [Silence]

Bouky was a nobody.  No one ever noticed him.  He never accomplished anything.  Even his family had completely forgotten that he ever existed or else convinced themselves that he'd fallen dead in a ditch somewhere along the way.  Aunt Agnes probably put white-out over his face in the family albums.  She was like that.  He survived on stolen social security checks collected clandestinely from rotating clientele at the city morgue where he occasionally worked to supplement his illegitimate income.  No one even remembered who he was - just some guy who floated in on quiet, forgotten nights.  His supervisor fired him four years ago, but neglected to file the paperwork.  Thanks to the wonders of an automated payroll system that no living soul could recall how to operate, and miles of red tape and costs that would be incurred to replace it, Bouky just carried on.  He existed, but one could hardly call it living.   Fate abhors those that would seek to slip too deeply between the cracks, and has a way of intervening in their destinies.  A misdirected parcel netted him some rich kid's nerve gear by mistake.  He was the most popular guy in his tenement block when he came home with it.  That night, for the one and only time in his life, he was somebody.  And then Kayaba did his thing, and life became abysmal again.  So he did what he'd always done and slunk around the periphery of society.  No one ever paid him any mind, and a conveniently chosen username supplanted his paltry identify with a moniker.  Why would anyone pay attention to Nobody? virtues Spoiler Heart of Gold - Nobody has a bigger soft spot than anyone.  He'll gladly help someone in need, or give them another's things if it will make them feel better.  Usually, it's because he hasn't got anything of his own, and he's very bad with the concept of property. Champion of the Forgotten - Nobody has been trodden on by everything and everyone in life, more than Nobody.  He know what it means to be kicked to the curb and told to like it, and doesn't much care to watch it happen to others.  For better or worse, he also hasn't quite figured out how to harness this talent to help himself out of the many messes that seem to accrue all around him.  After all, if things go wrong, it's Nobody's fault. Nothing to Lose - The best part about existence at rock bottom is that life can only get better.  Despite his flaws, Nobody is an optimist that finds the strangest of silver linings in any situation, often to the utter disgust of his companions.  If only he wasn't also quite so self-destructive, ensuring that he remained at the bottom. flaws Spoiler Disconnected - Nobody speaks of himself in the third person.  It started as a quirky source of entertainment and eventually imprinted itself to the extent that he couldn't stop it.  That said, it suits him rather well. Lazy - Why pay for something when you can con someone else into getting it for you?  Why earn your keep when charity is just a chump away?  Minimum effort for maximum reward is Nobody's axiom. Boredo-leptic - Nobody gets bored very easily, and just zones out.  Since it's not actually a medical condition, the Cardinal system doesn't quite know what to do with him when it happens and tends to interpret it as falling asleep.  Unfortunately, it also has a tendency to happen at the most inopportune moments. inventory Set B - DPS Package T1 Rare Dagger (ACC 2) (3) Starter Healing Potions (Heals 50 HP) 2,500 Col and (10) Materials

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