[SP-28] Meat to the Grinder

[Freyd 0]

The last of the basted meat muppets had been dispatched, leaving on the earlier group that had mindlessly entwined itself in the spiked chains.  This one was firmly in Walking Dead territory, the golems having shredded themselves to a consistency comparable to pulled pork by the time he returned.  It might have been possible to just leave them to destroy themselves, but he really couldn't take that chance.  

"Minced meat golems?  Yeah.  Cardinal would do that."  There wasn't really much the program wouldn't dare.  Even its censorship protocols seemed to have exceptions so numerous that players have fully exploited them within the first week.  Funny how horni shenanigans could manifest that kind of will, and yet players had barely found a way to climb a third of the castle after... however long it had actually been.  Truthfully, he'd lost track and didn't believe for an instant that the system wasn't actually messing with their UI clocks and calendars just to fuck with them.

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Spoiler

Freyd regains +4 EN

Post Action | AoE-I (x15, 11 EN, +2 Shift, +2/hit): 21 EN - (Rested 1/2; Stamina) = 18 EN.  
Free Action | None

Freyd | HP: 1357/1357 | EN: 37/156 (51+4-18) | DMG: 24 | MIT:123 | ACC: 7 (inc. AA) | F-SPIRIT | EVA:4 | BH:75 | TRLBLD | FRSTBT 40 | LD:12 | PROSP: 12 | QTY: 2 |DOTE: 2/3 | PROB:36 | Bloodclot

ID #225233 | BD:6+7=13 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #17 dead.
ID #225234 | BD:3+7=10 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #18 dead.
ID #225235 | BD:6+7=13 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #19 dead.
ID #225236 | BD:4+7=11 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #20 dead.

Note: ignoring hate, crits & DoTs because they don’t matter.

Meat Golem #17: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #18: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #19: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #20: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)

Loot Meat Golem 17: ID #225261 | LD: 13+12+1=26 | CD: 10+2=12
+2 materials (+2 LD odd)
9,853 col (HP[552]*17 - incl. +2 CD even, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
Demonic Shard x1
Random Dungeon Map 225261

Loot Meat Golem 18: ID #225262 | LD: 15+12+1=28 | CD: 1+2=3
+4 materials (+4 CD/LD odd)
8,694 col (HP[552]*15 - incl. +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
T4 Perfect Consumable 225262a
T4 Perfect Consumable 225262b
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225262c
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225262d

Loot Meat Golem 19: ID #225263 | LD: 12+12+1=25 | CD: 11+2=13
+2 materials (+2 CD odd)
9,853 col (HP[552]*17 - incl. +2 LD even, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
Gleaming Scale x1
Random Dungeon Map 225263

Loot Meat Golem 20: ID #225264 | LD: 11+12+1=24 | CD: 3+2=5
+4 materials (+4 CD/LD odd)
12,751 col (HP[552]*22 - incl. +7 from roll, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264c

Edited August 19 by Freyd

[Freyd 0]

"Persi?  Did you want to take this bunch?  I wouldn't mind a break."  Finding something he could legitimately sit on without impaling himself, risking some form of infection, or that wouldn't otherwise squelch in some disgusting way proved to be a greater challenge than anticipated.  Finally finding a wooden barrel that could bear his weight, Freyd sat and took off his boots, draining the accumulated sludge like some sort of concrete slurry.  His pants and socks weren't in much better shape, but there was little point in attempting a proper cleaning as long as he was still here.

"Forget anything else.  We're going straight back to Witherwind the moment we reach that portal.  Maybe the nearby waterfalls can strip the taint of this place, and then a warm bath could soak away the rest."

Persi had already stunned the remaining mobs and was happily slurping up their more badly flensed parts like spaghetti.

***

Spoiler

Freyd regains +4 EN

Post Action | TECH-F (x8, 8 EN, +2/hit): 16 EN - (Rested 2/2; Stamina) = 13 EN.  
Free Action | None

Freyd | HP: 1357/1357 | EN: 23/156 (37+4-13) | DMG: 24 | MIT:123 | ACC: 7 (inc. AA) | F-SPIRIT | EVA:4 | BH:75 | TRLBLD | FRSTBT 40 | LD:12 | PROSP: 12 | QTY: 2 |DOTE: 2/3 | PROB:36 | Bloodclot

ID #225237 | BD:9 (crit).  DMG (8*24=192) Meat Golem #21 stunned.
ID #225238 | BD:8 (crit).  DMG (8*24=192) Meat Golem #22 stunned.
ID #225239 | BD:2+7=9 (hit).  DMG (8*24=192) Meat Golem #23 stunned.
ID #225240 | BD:6+7=13 (hit).  DMG (8*24=192) Meat Golem #24 stunned.

Note: ignoring hate, crits & DoTs because they don’t matter.

Meat Golem #21: HP: 360/552 | DMG 192 | STUNNED (552-192)
Meat Golem #22: HP: 360/552 | DMG 192 | STUNNED (552-192)
Meat Golem #23: HP: 360/552 | DMG 192 | STUNNED (552-192)
Meat Golem #24: HP: 360/552 | DMG 192 | STUNNED (552-192)

 

Edited August 19 by Freyd

[Freyd 0]

"Hey now.  Don't food with your play.  You have no idea where that's been, and neither one of us ever wants to ever consider it again, capiche?  Now finish up so we can get out of here."

Sliding his boots back on in an way that felt like laterally re-attaching Velcro, the Whisper just sighed and focused on making his way towards the exit and the slowly rising haze on the left.  Given that the sun had already set behind them, by this point, he was fairly certain that would be Glyndebourne.

"Come on, Persi.  Finish up so we can go home."  

The tiny pair of blue eyes with slotted irises paused atop one of her victims, sparing a moment to scan the four much larger mobs.  Checking to see that no one else was watching, she silently swelled into a massive swirling vortex of void and promptly devoured the puppets in a single terrifying swallow.  Freyd hadn't seen any of it.  And if she silently burped, no one would ever be the wiser.

***

Spoiler

Freyd regains +4 EN

Post Action | AoE-I (x15, 11 EN, +2 Shift, +2/hit): 21 EN - (Rested 1/2; Stamina) = 18 EN.  
Free Action | None

Freyd | HP: 1357/1357 | EN: 9/156 (23+4-18) | DMG: 24 | MIT:123 | ACC: 7 (inc. AA) | F-SPIRIT | EVA:4 | BH:75 | TRLBLD | FRSTBT 40 | LD:12 | PROSP: 12 | QTY: 2 |DOTE: 2/3 | PROB:36 | Bloodclot

ID #225241 | BD:2+7=9 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #21 dead.
ID #225242 | BD:9 (crit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #22 dead.
ID #225243 | BD:1+7=8 (hit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #23 dead.
ID #225244 | BD:9 (crit).  DMG (15*24=360) Meat Golem #24 dead.

Note: ignoring hate, crits & DoTs because they don’t matter.

Meat Golem #21: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #22: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #23: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)
Meat Golem #24: HP: 0/552 | DMG 192 (360-360)

Loot Meat Golem 21: ID #225265 | LD: 12+12+1=25 | CD: 7+2=9
+2 materials (+2 CD odd)
9,853 col (HP[552]*17 - incl. +2 LD even, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
Gleaming Scale x1
Random Dungeon Map 225265

Loot Meat Golem 22: ID #225266 | LD: 3+12+1=16 | CD: 12+2=14
+2 materials (+2 LD odd)
11,592 col (HP[552]*20 - incl. +2 CD even, +3 from roll, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
T4 Rare Trinket 225266

Loot Meat Golem 23: ID #225267 | LD: 5+12+1=18 | CD: 12+2=14
+2 materials (+2 CD odd)
11,592 col (HP[552]*20 - incl. +2 LD even, +3 from roll, +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
T4 Rare Trinket 225267

Loot Meat Golem 24: ID #225268 | LD: 15+12+1=28 | CD: 11+2=13
+4 materials (+4 CD/LD odd)
8,694 col (HP[552]*15 - incl. +12 Prosperity, +5% Col Deposit)
Gleaming Scale x1
Random Dungeon Map 225268

***

Thread Closing:

Freyd receives:

7,304 EXP (Word Count [3928/10*17*1] + Field Bosses [640])
289,929 col (1 page [400] + Loot [288434] + 15% P5 Reward [1095])
52 Materials (Loot [52])
6 Gleaming Scales
2 Demonic Shards

Meathook (T4/Reusable) | As a free action once per combat, apply a single stack of [Shatter] to one target of your choosing (No roll required). 

T4 Rare Weapon 225038a
T4 Uncommon Consumable 225038b
T4 Rare Consumable 225245a
T4 Rare Weapon 225245b
Random Dungeon Map 225246
Random Dungeon Map 225247
T4 Rare Consumable 225248a
T4 Rare Weapon 225248b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225249a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225249b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225249c
T4 Perfect Trinket 225250
Random Dungeon Map 225251
T4 Perfect Weapon 225252a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225252b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225252c
T4 Rare Consumable 225253a
T4 Rare Armor/Shield 225253b
T4 Rare Armor/Shield 225254
T4 Perfect Weapon 225255a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225255b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225255c
T4 Perfect Weapon 225256a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225256b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225256c
T4 Perfect Consumable 225257a
T4 Perfect Consumable 225257b
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225257c
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225257d
Random Dungeon Map 225258
T4 Rare Trinket 225259
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225260a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225260b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225260c
Random Dungeon Map 225261
T4 Perfect Consumable 225262a
T4 Perfect Consumable 225262b
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225262c
T4 Perfect Armor/Shield 225262d
Random Dungeon Map 225263
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264a
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264b
T4 Perfect Weapon 225264c
Random Dungeon Map 225265
T4 Rare Trinket 225266
T4 Rare Trinket 225267
Random Dungeon Map 225268

Edited August 19 by Freyd