Murtagh 0 Posted September 9, 2014 #1 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Don't trust atoms, they make up everything Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down Why do chemists like nitrates so much? they're cheaper than day rates If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys I'm sorry but i just had to :) Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 Posted September 9, 2014 #2 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Two guys walk into a bar, 1st guy: "I'll take some H2O" 2nd guy: "I'll take some H2O too" It's heard as H2O2 The 2nd guy dies... Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 Posted September 9, 2014 #3 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Two guys walk into a bar, 1st guy: "I'll take some H2O" 2nd guy: "I'll take some H2O too" It's heard as H2O2 The 2nd guy dies... Link to post Share on other sites
Murtagh 0 Posted September 10, 2014 Author #4 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the Gas state. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulphur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. Link to post Share on other sites
Daeron 1 Posted September 12, 2014 #5 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Shark said mine, but I googled some others. Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze. Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon. Link to post Share on other sites
DylanDX 0 Posted September 12, 2014 #6 Share Posted September 12, 2014 A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". Q: What do you do with a dead chemists? A: Barium Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas Link to post Share on other sites
Argumail 0 Posted October 17, 2014 #7 Share Posted October 17, 2014 What Batman favorite element? sodium, NA NA NA Batman Link to post Share on other sites
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