PKing Keeps Me Alive (Full Song!)

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Original song: Still Alive, with props to TheAzureCrow

 

Vile:

He didn't last long

 

This to be noted;

 

He blew up

 

It's so hard finding decent killings these days

 

But this is just too fun

 

So what if we kill. A friend. Or twelve.

 

What we learned players do not enjoy being turned inside out

 

And I don't think stopping is the right thing to do

 

We must keep kidnapping and killing we aren't through

 

Watch the innocents run

 

God, they make my work fun

 

PKing keeps me alive

 

 

Bite down in this please If you do not, it might, bite first

 

Holy damn you have a gaping hole in your chest

 

Now let's make it bigger

 

Oh what's that you're dead?

 

Well that's, alright

 

It's chilly in here, please be a dear, and throw this one in a furnace

 

You may die, mutate, or develop a rash

 

All those body parts, hope you aren't too attached

 

And it's never a waste, no one gets away unscathed

 

PKing keeps me alive!

 

 

This is a problem.

 

Everyone is dead, I've no more friends

 

Maybe I should tell them all I can change...

 

...Then wire them to bees!

 

I wonder how they'll... React... To BEES!

 

That will teach them all to run, I feel bad for the bees

 

I digress there's lots in this world to do

 

Please excuse me she just turned into goo

 

So much here to be done, and all seems so fun

 

Tomorrow they won't see the sun!

 

Kids, I cannot wait to see you all gone!

 

You will last longer if you are still young!

 

Watch your back you might lose your tongue!

 

I think I would even try to kill my own son!

 

Oh wait I tried that, and he just decided to run.

 

Got no son.

 

Rhyming word.