[PP-F1] (Earning A Living) chopping onions chef

[vector dice 0]

Vector Dice and his two handed axe Mr.Choppington were walking through the starting city."if i want to find Yon I'm gonna need to have strengths other then swinging Mr.Chopington around." Vector reminced about splitting boars in half with axe. grabbing his chin and scratching it in thought. "y,know. those boars looked pretty delicious and i haven't cooked anything since i've been stuck in this game."i should become a chef!" he pumped his arms with excitment."i could make some good money too"."and maybe even find Yon". stopping suddenly he took a few sniffs"wait whats that wonderous smell,it smells like meat."he headed towards the smell hoping to find a mentor.

[Garou 0]

Garou was walking in the Starting City on the sunny day, his black hat keeping the sun's rays from his purple hair and green eyes. The chains wrapped around his body rattled with his stride, while his Victorian suit was a little hot for the weather. Beside him was his trusted friend Clarence. "...and then I jammed my fist into the wolf's throat, pushing it further until I tore its body into two," he recounted his tale to Clarence as the passed several vendors.

[Clarence 0]

I walk next to my friend Garou, wearing my brown trench coat with black jeans and a brown vest on, green undershirt."You are making this sound so much more bad ass then it probably is Garou... so you hear from Keith lately? I haven't seen him or talked to him for a while." I say, laughing slightly at a sarcastic remark he makes, and wondering where Keith is.

[Garou 0]

A shop rested on the road Vector Dice was traveling down:

a'Spicy a'Meatball

The building had a veranda and seemed Italian themed. It was rather spacious, being two stories and orange-coloured with a red-tiled roof.

[vector dice 0]

"that meat smells delicious!" looks up at the building."well Mr chopington standing heres not gonna do anything!" the large man with the large axe then enters the building

[Garou 0]

Inside the building was plenty of seats and tables all over, with a counter at the far end of the restaurant. Working at the counter was an NPC in a white jacket and a white chef's hat on top of his short, black hair. The man also had a bushy black mustache. "Ah! All a-these a-spicy a-meatballs are a hard work to a-make!" the chef called out as he sweated profusely.

[vector dice 0]

placing Mr.Chopington on his back he stands tall and proud"GOOD SIR I WISH TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THE SPICEIEST OF MEATBALLS! TEACH ME YOUR CULINARY WAYS!"

[Garou 0]

The racistly-Italian Non-Playable Character laughed heartily at Vector's proposal. "HO HO HO~! You a-wish to make a-spicy a-meatball, a-right?" The man clapped his hands. "Of course I will a-teach you! But first, you must a-prove yourself!"

[vector dice 0]

stands there thinking for a second."well if it involves killings things i've been pretty good at that".stops chuckling"but i assume you need me to cook something?"

[Garou 0]

The man grinned widely, his bushy mustache reaching into his teeth. "Well, I a-need you to do a-both." The NPC extended a hand for a gentlemanly shake. "By the way, my a-name is a-Mario!"

[vector dice 0]

this post never happened

[vector dice 0]

"well what exactly would it be ya need me to do?" raising eyebrow in the ever known questioning position."I mena it snot like ya want me to kill a bad creation from food right?"..............."right?"(sweatdrop)

[Garou 0]

"Well, I a-need some more a-meat for my a-spicy a-meatballs!" He grabbed his head and made weird whining noises until he gazed back down at Vector. "I need you to kill 3 boars out in the fields outside of the city." Mario laughed again. "Then I need you to come back here and make some a-spicy a-meatballs!"

[vector dice 0]

"i can do that" slings axe of back and spins it with one hand"well Mr.Chopington it appears its business as usual" he heads out of the building and precedes to enter the wilerness area that has boars

[vector dice 0]

"i can do that" slings axe of back and spins it with one hand"well Mr.Chopington it appears its business as usual" he heads out of the building and precedes to enter the wilerness area that has boars. Seeing the large boar behind a tree he rushes it with Mr.Chopington and trys to ends it quickly. mid swing he misses and his axe chips the tree above the boar leaving it fine "DAMMIT!" vector shouts

[Garou 0]

The boar jumped away from Dice, squealing at the player in distaste. It turned towards him, charging and piercing his virtual stomach with both of its tusks, leading to critical damage.

Vector Dice's HP: 3 / 5

[vector dice 0]

vector pauses for a second as he's slightly bent over in pain the boars tusks in his gut."....fu.....fu..."

a small bulge on his temple and his eyes narrow as his face snarls "F*** YOU BOAR!!" grabbing one boars tusk he raises his axe with one hand brings it down on the boars neck

[Garou 0]

The boar squealed in agony as its neck was crushed from the immense force of Vector's blow, bursting into blue shards as it died. A deep grunt could be heard behind the buff player- definitely another boar. And it didn't sound too happy, either.

[vector dice 0]

the image of fire surrounds vector as his anger rises" OH MY MY BLOOD IS BURNING IM SO D*** ANGRY!!" spinning around he intercepts the boar with his axe"BESERKER CLEAVE!" and he misses again over swiping the immense weapon over the boars head "GOD D*****!"

[Garou 0]

The boar scraped its hooves against the grassy soil, leaping forward towards Vector Dice. Sadly, the boar wasn't much to brag about and its pathetic tackle was easy for even the clumsiest player to dodge.